So what?! Teenagers are just babies with zits and twice the words to whine with. It'd be gross even if you were eighty-two! Disgusting.

[All right, he saves it for special occasions only, but that does it. Coda is getting extra rainbow sprinkles on their Rueben. They've clearly earned it. Yakko pulls a shaker from his pocket and gives a liberal dose to the concoction, but in a mad way. A shake of fury. None of this sweetsy salt bae stuff.]

That still doesn't explain why.